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PHOTOGRAPHY*

Pictures, everybody loves them. You’d love to have more of them, but you can’t get around that “Pictures are worth $1000” thing. That’s where I come in. I own and operate all my own photography equipment and only cost a fraction of “those professionals.” You may view samples of my photography here, among other places.

Senior Portrait/Family Photo - $80 + Printing Cost

1. ‣On location shooting for upwards of an hour
   

2. ‣10 Fully edited print-ready photographs
   

3. ‣Original photo files provided on delivery
   

4. ‣Prints delivered at cost
   

I also shoot events, including:

1. ‣Family Reunions
   

2. ‣Bar Mitzvah
   

3. ‣Weddings
   

4. ‣Sporting Events
   

5. ‣Concerts
   

6. ‣Almost anything else imaginable
   

Pricing will be discussed on an event-by-event basis with consideration to the nature and length of the event. Prices are quite reasonable, don’t hesitate to call: 619-940-5154

PHOTO EDITING/ORGANIZATION

Have a 500 photos from your last European excursion but don’t have the time to decide which ones to post on Facebook? Scared of your overflowing “Pictures” folder? Allow me to sort through your digital photo files, and condense your events, trips and life into concise and cohesive photographic albums, while simultaneously saving those underexposed shots from the trash can.

(Note: while photoshop is pretty magical, in no way can I guarantee I will be able to salvage that photograph you tried to sneak of yourself in the Sistine Chapel.)

200 photos - $25, $5 for each additional 150 photos

    Will deliver file of complete photo album, condensed photo album, and a slide show if desired.

Standalone Photo Editing - $5 for three, $10 for eight

    Pay only if there is a marked improvement in the quality of the photo.

DESIGN

Need some invitations for that killer New Year’s party you’re planning? Can’t decide if your resumé should use Comic Sans or Stencil LET? Have no fear, an amateur Graphic Designer is here. You may view some samples of my work here.

Promotional/Invitation Design - $20 for first piece, $10 for each subsequent piece

Resumés - $20

Must provide all written content. This only a service to enhance the look of a Resumé, not to create it from scratch.

COPY EDITING

Nothing ruins a fine paper like bad subject-verb agreement or an embarrassing misspelling. Along with formal training I’ve received, I have a year’s worth of editing experience under my (tightened) belt. Save yourself the stress of trying to decide if you should be using who or whom and hire me to do that worrying for you.

$5 for the first page, $2 for each following page

ORGANIZATION*

Physical Organizing:

There is a mountain of CDs/Vinyls/Lecture notes growing in your garage and you don’t have the time or inclination to do anything about it. Yeah, I’ve been there too. Well now with a wave of your hand, (and wallet) you can make that mountain transform itself into orderly rows so fast, you’ll feel like Harry Potter. This is not limited to anything. If it exists and is disorganized, I can and will organize it.

Digital Organizing:

If your idea of an organized computer is One folder for Word documents, one for jpegs, and one for everything you have downloaded since August 2003, then you should probably just pick up your phone and call me right now. With an hour or two of work I will present you with a topically arranged, color-coded file system for your digital workspace.

Pricing on a case-by-case basis, most likely an hourly wage. Call to discuss your situation: 619-940-5154 

LAWN MOWING & WEEDING*

Does it get any more 12-year old summer than this? Yep, I’ll mow your lawn, weed your garden, or shovel rocks. Equipment must be provided.

$11/hour obo.

* Starred services are only available in San Luis Obispo, San Diego, and Southern Calif. between Dec. 18 and Jan. 5